The Greatest Band That Never Was—a crushing collision of industrial metal, experimental rock and controlled chaos.
About the Album
Die, Santa Christ, Die! is the debut album from Santa Christ, the singular studio creation of musician and accomplished tattoo artist Wayne Crowther. Heavy riffs, mechanical rhythms, synths, samples, dark humor, electronic noise, punk aggression and outright absurdity collide across 16 tracks that rarely behave the way a rock song is supposed to.
Billed as “The Greatest Band That Never Was,” Santa Christ was never a traditional band and never performed live. Crowther created the project entirely in the studio with help from a small circle of fellow musicians and friends, resulting in what the original promotional copy proudly described as “a tangy mélange of flagrant self indulgence and mental masturbation.”
Released by Big Curve Music on October 15, 2021, Die, Santa Christ, Die! stands as the defining document of Crowther’s singular musical creation.
Available Format
CD + Digital Copy – Physical CD packaged in a 4-panel digipack, plus a complete MP3 download of the album.
🎵 Listen Before You Buy
Track Listing
- Outlaws Have The Right To Kill
- Goosestep
- Shrapnel
- Cool As Shit
- If You’re Cool Break Out The Drugs
- Diener Mutter
- Watts This
- Dim Mak
- Something :Krunvi This Way Comes
- Spunk Rock
- 97 or 33
- All Must :Krove
- Passive Aggressive Fight Song
- Casual Friday
- Join Us
- Sodo-Might!
Credits
Written by: Santa Christ
Performed by: Santa Christ
Produced, Mixed & Mastered by: Kleetus and Hollowboy
Album Information
Artist: Santa Christ
Title: Die, Santa Christ, Die!
Release Date: October 15, 2021
Catalog Number: BCM-015-CD
CD UPC: 755491217146
Runtime: 38 minutes
Genre: Industrial Metal / Experimental Rock
Format: CD + Digital Copy
Label: Big Curve Music
Packaging
Physical CD packaged in a 4-panel digipack. Purchase includes a complete digital copy of the album in MP3 format.


